The Ugly


7
Feb 10

I’d say that I’m in the best shape I’ve been in for 10 years, but that wouldn’t really be saying much.

What I’m about to describe is the story of how I went from an active, (overly) skinny 16 year old to an incredibly unfit, overweight 25 year old, and what I’m doing about it. Some of you may want to leave now.

Are we sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin.

Ten years ago I weighed very little. My Mum once told be that I was “a little bit weedy”. Love you too Mum.

At 16 I was around the six-foot mark and maybe weighed about 55kg wet through (that’s just over 8.5 stone for those  still living in the previous Century). I used to walk roughly five miles a day on average, I walked the dog everyday after school and I rode my bike at the weekends. This basically meant that I ate whatever I felt like and never seemed to gain any weight. I also had a nightmare trying to find trousers which fit properly, I had a hard time getting trousers with a 30-inch waist to stay up, which isn’t supposed to be possible when you’re six-feet tall if the availability of suitable jeans was anything to go by.

Then, in the 18-months before I left to go to University I got a part time job, in a Little Chef. This had a number of disadvantages, not least of which that I became less active; I had more money to go out and drink beer, and I got a free meal when I was working – which usually consisted of a cooked breakfast or a burger, with chips, cheese and very little salad. Needless to say finding jeans started to become less of an issue. At one point I put on over 10kg in two months.

At 18 I left home to go to University, this didn’t help matters. Why would I want to go and do exercise when I could go to the pub and watch the football? Drinks flowed and late night visits to the local take-away became the norm. About halfway through Uni I peaked somewhere around the 90kg mark. I was wearing the same size trousers as my Dad – who was a little too happy to highlight the fact that he’d never had the same size waist as his father.

Almost eight years after starting, I’m still at University and I spend most of my day sat behind a desk reading and tapping away at my keyboard punctuated by regular coffee breaks, which usually involve cake, or at least biscuits. However, for a 12 month period I was walking 45 minutes to and from the office every day, and I lost a not insignificant amount of weight very quickly.

Then I joined the university Hiking Club.

My jeans started to get loose and my shirts were hanging off me.

But then I moved house and am no longer living within sensible walking distance. I bought a bike, but that was a lot more like hard work compared to walking, and when the wet weather started to move in and the days got shorter, the bike stayed in the garage.

My weight started to head skywards again.

I had to do something, so I bought a high-tech scale. The first time I used it was a bit of a wake-up call.

I weighed 88.6kg, of which 30.4% was fat, 33.2% muscle, and my visceral fat level was on the borderline between normal and high.

I started to eat a bit better. No more pizza and chips for lunch; I’d have soup instead. My weight started to fall, slowly; a little to slowly for my liking. I bought a cross-trainer. It was a gamble, would I use it? I hate going to the gym; I just can’t stand the atmosphere. If I paid for a gym membership it’d just sit there being neglected? Would the cross-trainer, or would the fact that it was there, in the house, in my face, mean that I used it?

Well, I’ve been using it about four times a week, so I think it’s safe to say that the later is the case.

I started out doing about 15 minutes a day and after 10 weeks I’m quite happily doing 45 minutes a day on the highest setting. I’d say that I’m in the best shape I’ve been in for 10 years, but that wouldn’t really be saying much.

What about my weight? Well, the figures from this morning, 90-days after the first set, read:

Weight: 83.5kg. Fat: 30.4%. Muscle: 37.0%. And my visceral fat had dropped significantly.

I’m by no means lean and I have a long way to go before I’d call myself fit, but I have noticed a huge improvement in my general fitness and people I haven’t seen for a while keep telling me that I “look well” – which I’ve managed to translate to “less fat” – so I guess I’m actually pretty happy with my investment. Even if I am having to buy a whole new wardrobe. Again.


25
Jan 10

Lost the bug?

I used to love my camera. I used to use it every day. Now I spent more time cleaning off the dust. And I couldn’t explain why. Until now, maybe…

The fact is, my DSLR is too bulky to carry when I’m hiking. It’s too bulky to take to work or carry around on a daily basis. I bought a point-and-shoot for that purpose, and I hardly ever remember that it’s in my bag. I recently considered selling up and replacing all my gear with a Panasonic GF1. Maybe that was the answer? But what if I don’t use that?

I’ve taken so few photos in the last few months that I’m actually considering selling my camera and lenses. I’ve just had no enthusiasm or even a desire to pick up the camera.

And then, lying in bed last night, I read something that really struck a chord with me:

“Could it be that we take pictures only during the happy cycles of our lives?”

The quote is from a book I’m reading about a middle aged guy who after going through a divorce decides to put his life on hold, learn to ride a motor bike, and bugger off around Europe for six months. Your typical mid-life crisis. (It’s a good read by the way.)

The sentiment really struck me. The author had not been taking photos on his travels, and it wasn’t until he met a couple who asked to see his photos that he realises this. He notes that he took lots of photos at university and when he was with his ex-wife, but not any more. He questions if “a photograph is only worth something when you have someone to share the memory with?”

I take photos when I travel because I can. It’s can’t be about the process and the end result because I wouldn’t be writing this if that was enough. But what about the memories? As I look back at the photos I’ve taken it’s clear to me that they could have been taken by anybody. There’s very little evidence that I was ever there. I take photos of my friends when I go hiking, but I’m questioning why now, is that about the memories, or is it just because they are there? It’s not conscious, and it’s not a slur on my friends; it’s about the reasons that I take photographs. Somewhere along the way I got lost in the mechanics of taking the photograph, and forgot about the reasons for taking them.

Something is clear to me now: I want the memories, and I’m going to make a conscious effort to make, and record them. If I have to go back to basics, ditch the SLR, in order to find them? So be it.


15
Dec 08

WOW! (Office 2008 12.1.5)

Microsoft seem to have fixed the Office 2008 update installer!

Well… It 12.1.5 worked for me without the hackery.


20
Oct 08

Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac 12.1.3 Update

Yep, the installer is still broken. *sigh*


13
Aug 08

Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac 12.1.2 Update

So it turns out that Microsoft’s latest patch for Office 2008 refuses to install if you’ve used a program such as Monolingual to strip out some of the bloat…

The installer performs some kind of checksum on the files and if it doesn’t match what it was expecting then it refuses to acknowledge that you have Office installed.

A bit of digging turned up a solution though, and with a BIG nod to JasonD on the AppleInder Forums, here’s what I did, step by step:

Disclaimer: This worked really well for me, but I accept no reponsibility or liability if it does something nasty to your computer.

  • Download the update manually from here.
  • Mount the image.
  • Right-click on the mounted image and click “Duplicate”
  • Open the duplicate.
  • Unmount the Original image.
  • Right-click on the file inside here and “Show Package Contents”
  • Navigate to “Contents -> Resources”
  • Right-click and “Get Info” on the file named “package_updatable”
  • Click the ‘lock’ in the bottom-left of the “Get Info” window.
  • Enter your password.
  • Change your access permissions to “Read & Write”
  • Close “Get Info” window
  • Open “package_updatable” with TextEdit or similar
  • Remove the 2 lines

if not found_valid_version:
sys.exit(48)

  • Save and close.
  • Go back to the duplicate image and run “Office 2008 12.1.2 Update”.
  • Follow the prompts in the installer.
  • Sit back and relax.

7
Jul 08

SILENCE!!!

Silence isn’t always golden!

I’ve got no ‘net connection, or bed for that matter… It sucks.

Question of the day / week / month: 3G iPhone or Nokia N95?


15
May 08

The Genius and I

Six months, two MacBook Pros, some misery, and one trip to the Apple Store…

On Monday I made my first visit to the Genius Bar at my ‘local’ Apple Store in the hope of leaving with a working MacBook Pro. Leon, one of the store’s mac ‘Geniuses’ didn’t like the sound of my problem…

The prognosis: hardware failure.

The solution: new topcase.

The reality: 5 – 10 days without my computer, and another trip to Birmingham to collect it.

The result: Sad Craig.

My reaction: “Can I speak to your manger then please?”

Just to stress the point: this is my second MBP in the 6 months since I made my original purchase, the first warped so badly within the first week that it was pretty much unusable.

I expressed my displeasure with the build quality of the MBPs to the store manger. One hardware problem in the first 6 months would usually be enough to piss me off. Two put me in a foul mood. And then the manager started to read from his script…

“I’m very sorry that you had to come to the Apple Store today. What can I do for you?”

Anyway, to cut a long story short, his solution to my displeasure about being without my second MBP for an extended period was to use a USB keyboard and mouse. WHAT! THE! FUCK!?! 

I wasn’t happy, and I pretty much ignored him after this because a) I was pretty mad, and b) he went back to the script, which made me even angrier.

The story does have a happy ending though, because, despite the useless manager, Leon came through for me! He phoned upstairs and found out that they had 3 topcases and not much of a workload… Two hours later, I had my MBP back with a working keyboard and trackpad.

——

Leon: You’re a legend! Thank you!

Mr Manager: Thanks for nothing!

Apple: Sort your shit out!